An old school mate Martin Hogg, who works down south very kindly judged this contest, and after 2 days of wondering why he wasn't getting my e-mails we finally have a winner and runner up.
The Winner is Nay_Gevara with his caption "Your ebay listing clearly stated a 100% authentic storm trooper costume?"
And the Runner up with his caption "Darling! Its all working for me. The hair, the tin outfit... but the shoes? Darling the shoes have to go." is Niel Bushnell
Nay Gevara gets first choice of picture, and Niel gets the other.