Friday, August 01, 2008

Keira Knightley's chest

I found this article on Cinema Blend:

Keira Knightley is standing up for small breasted babes everywhere. She’s flat, proud, and she’s not going to take it anymore. According to the Daily Mail, she’s fighting attempts to airbrush up the size of her bosom in publicity materials for her upcoming movie The Duchess.
This isn’t the first time she’s been digitally enhanced. On the posters for King Arthur here in the United States, she also got Photoshop implants. It’s four years later though, and Keira Knightley is a much bigger name and it’s no secret that she’s not exactly well endowed. Meanwhile, men everywhere lust after her with the same enthusiasm they’ve used to pursue the busty likes of Pamela Anderson. Why should Keira need enhancement?
More importantly, why does the studio feel the need to sex up the posters for a movie like The Duchess? Believe me when I tell you that none of the people who actually show up for a film like this will give a shit about her cleavage. What are they hoping that if they turn her into Chesty Larue they’ll some how sucker the beer swilling Neanderthal crowd into showing up for a corset drama? I don’t care what they put in their promotional materials, when The Duchess finally show up in theaters, any man found in the audience will invariably be gay or dragged there after losing a bet with his wife. What’s the point? Why lie to your audience? She’s not enhanced in the movie is she? Then don’t juggy her up on the poster.
Keira Knightley’s hot enough as it is. Actually, she may be too hot. It might make the rest of us feel a little bit better about ourselves if they’d use photoshop to ugly her up a bit. Give her a mustache or something for god’s sake, don’t make her even hotter.


allen said...

Can't remember if you posted in or if it was Jimsmash, but there was a poster with the young girl from Harry Potter and they had enhanced her bust. Now THAT'S sick.

TimeWarden said...

It ain't wot u got, it's the way that u flaunt it!

Steve said...

There's nowt wrong with a lovely pair of small boobs. Boobs are boobs and they're all good. Unless they're moobs. That's not so good.

Moonwatcher said...

Keira Knightley's lovely just the way she is.

Anonymous said...

She is a Goddess, why playing with her boobs...I know what I mean.